Rosie says:

Oh

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?  wankers wanking *me*

Hell

Yeah

Bitch

    camplazlo:

i was thinkin about this gif in the shower and i started laughing so hard i slipped n fell and tore the shower curtain down 
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    twerq:

    jesus is not only real but he also keeps it real

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    Comic Land Savior: edge-of-pink: rosiesays: Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,”...

    edge-of-pink:

    rosiesays:

    Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs being male.

    Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion being male.

    Oppression is reducing women to…

    You’ve entirely missed the point. Marketing almost exclusively to women and creating a culture where fashion sense and cooking skills are touted as necessary aspects to a woman’s self-worth and success in life while simultaneously cutting them out of the decision/profit making in these areas is definitely OPPRESSION.

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    goldplatedclunge:

    Just give me burritos and dicks and I’ll be in such a good place.

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    annehathawillannehathaway:

    yaoipeen:

    imagine if you got paid to masturbate 

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    stylelish:

#dick 2 bomb
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    geeses:

    if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

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    adamsackler:

    “fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers

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